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恋爱测试:一封异乎寻常的情书及美好的答复!
恋爱测试:一封异乎寻常的情书及美好的答复!
发布时间:2020-02-17 16:56:36  阅览:423

恋爱,是一个永世的话题!人一旦碰到恋爱,就会激起他(她)有限的发明力。比方这封来自远古的情书,再比方这封火星文的情书,再再比方这封埋没在摩斯暗码中的情书……而上面这个又是一封情书,一封异乎寻常的情书,看看吧,说不定你会用失掉!

 

我最亲爱的Reshma,请答复上面的问卷,计分如下:

A、10分 B、5分 C、3分

①每次你走进教室,你的目光总会落在我身上,是由于:
A、爱我 B、不由自主要看到我 C、真的么?我有这么做么?

②每次传授讲笑话,你城市年夜笑并转过甚看我,是由于:
A、你老是喜好看我笑 B、你想晓得我喜好不喜好笑话 C、你被我的愁容吸引

③当你在班上唱歌,我一出去你就顿时不唱了,是由于:
A、你欠好意思在我面前唱歌 B、我的呈现影响到你了 C、你担忧我会不会喜好你唱的歌

④当你展现童年照片的时分,我向你要,但你把它藏起来了,是由于:
A、你感觉害臊 B、你感觉不自由 C、你不晓得

⑤出游的时分,我和冤家都向你伸出手要拉你一把,可是你只拉住了他的手,是由于:
A、你想看到我绝望 B、一旦握住了我的手,你就不想铺开 C、你不晓得

⑥你昨天等车的时分,却没有上车……
A、你在等我 B、你在想着我,没留意到车来了 C、车太挤了

⑦你爸妈来黉舍的时分,你把我引见给他们,是由于:
A、我将成为你的新郎 B、你只想晓得你爸妈怎样看我 C、就是想把我引见给他们

⑧我说过我喜好女孩带玫瑰。第二天你头上就戴了朵玫瑰花,是由于:
A、知足我的愿望 B、你喜好玫瑰花 C、可巧你有朵玫瑰花

⑨那天,是我生日。你一年夜早6:00就到了庙里,是由于:
A、你但愿和我一同祷告 B、你想在我生日那天第一个见到我 C、由于你有崇奉,所以想在庙里祝愿我

假如你的得分超越40,你就是爱上我了,从速说出来吧!假如你的得分在30-40之间,恋爱曾经在你心中含苞待发!假如你的得分低于30,你还在疑心究竟爱不爱我?

衷心等待你的答复……

爱你的,Aakash

 

————————————————答复如下————————————————

 

Aakash,请答复上面的判别题。

①假如有人坐在第一排,普通来说当他人进入教室,会看到他们。
A、是 B、否

②当一个女孩笑、瞟见一切人的时分,这是恋爱么?
A、是 B、否

③唱歌的时分忘了词,他/她会不会停上去?
A、是 B、否

④我那时分正在给我的女性冤家看我小时分的┞氛片,你把凑下去了,对么?
A、是 B、否

⑤我不想在出游的时分拉你的手,你还不大白么?
A、是 B、否

⑥我不应在公趁魅站等我的好冤家Anjali么?
A、是 B、否

⑦我不应把你看成一个冤家引见给我爸妈么?
A、是 B、否

⑧你还说你喜好莲花、花椰菜,喷鼻蕉开的花,对吧?
A、是 B、否

⑨那是你的生日啊?之所以我会在庙里看见你,是由于我天天都去庙里,你晓得么?
A、是 B、否

假如你有任何一个谜底是“是”,那么我并不喜好你。假如你答复了“不是”,那你基本不理解什么是爱,但愿你都大白了!

 

  附上英文原文,觉得下面的译文有的中央不流利,烦请通晓英文的同窗给斧正一下。

My Dearest Reshma,Please answer the following questionnaire.
For Options(A) 10 marks(b) 5marks and(c) 3 marks.

1) Whenever you enter the class room, your sight always falls on me because:
(a) of love
(b) you couldn""t control seeing me
(c) really ... am I doing it?

2) Whenever professor cracks joke, you laugh and turn and look at me because:
(a) you always like to see me smiling
(b) you are testing whether I like jokes
(c) you are attracted by my smile

3) When you were singing in the class, I entered and immediately you stopped singing because:
(a) you are so coy to sing before me
(b) my presence influenced you
(c) you feared that whether I""ll like your song

4) When you were showing your childhood photo, when I asked for it, you hide it because:
(a) you felt ashamed
(b) you felt uneasy
(c) you don""t know

5) During trekking, myself and my friend gave you hand for lifting you and you took only my friend""s because:
(a) you enjoyed my disappointment
(b) you won""t feel leaving my hand after grabbing
(c) you don""t know

6) You were waiting yesterday for bus and didn""t get into your bus...
(a) you were waiting for me
(b) you were dreaming about me and didn""t notice the bus
(c) that bus was crowded

7) You introduced me to your parents when they came to college because:
(a) I am going to be your groom
(b) you just want to know what your parents think about me
(c) just you felt like introducing me to them

8) I told that I like girls wearing roses. Next day, you came with a rose on your head because:
(a) to fulfill my wish
(b) you like roses
(c) by chance you got a rose

9) On that day, it was my birthday. you too came to temple early at 6:00 A.M because:
(a) you want to pray along with me
(b) you want to meet me before any one could meet on my birthday
(c) you want to wish me at temple because you are spiritual.

If you have scored more than 40, then you are loving me. Don""t delay in expressing it.
If you have scored between 30 and 40, love is budding in your heart and it""s getting ready to bloom. If you have scored less than 30, you are in confusion whether to love me or not.
Eagerly awaiting your reply..
Love, Aakash

 

————————————Reply————————————


Aakash,Please answer the following Yes/No questionnaire.

1) If somebody sits in the first row, normally people entering the class, sees them.
(a) Yes (b) No

2) If a girl laughs and looks anyone, is it love?
(a) Yes (b) No

3) While singing, if somebody forgets lines of the songs, will he/she stop singing or not?
(a) Yes (b) No

4) I was showing to my friends (who are all girls) my childhood photo.
You poked your nose inside..... right ?

(a) Yes (b) No

5) I avoided to hold your hand during trekking. Couldn""t you understand yet?
(a) Yes (b) No

6) Should I not wait for my best friend (Anjali) at the bus stand?
(a)Yes (b) No

7) Shouldn""t I introduce you to my parents as a friend?
(a) Yes (b) No

8) You have said you also like Lotus, cauliflower, banana""s flower. Is it true ?
(a) Yes (b) No

9) Oh was that your birthday. That""s why I could see you in temple. I come daily to Temple. Do you know ?
(a) Yes (b) No

If you have answered "Yes" to any of the question, then I am not loving you. If you have answered "No", then you don""t know the meaning of Love.

Hope everything is clear to you.

 

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